The Car Accident
Who: Roger Clementine, Age 13 John Jacob Jingleheimer-Smith, Age 91 Melba Smith, Age 67 What: Got in a car accident When: September 29, 2017 at 4:45 p.m. Where: Intersection of First Street and Slaughter Lane Why: Undetermined How: Undetermined Earlier today, two cars collided at the intersection of First Street and Slaughter Lane. Thirteen year old Roger Clementine was going 60 miles per hour while driver John Jacob Jingleheimer-Smith and his wife Melba Smith were going 10 miles per hour. Roger and Melba got out with some cuts and bruises, unlike John who is in serious condition due to a head injury. Police questioned Clementine after he was released from the hospital. "I took my uncle's car to go to the skatepark since he said he wouldn't drive me," Clementine said. Smith's car, a 1989 Yugo Firebelcher, was completely totaled, whilst Clementines car, a 1948 Studebaker, only suffered a crumpled fender....